goodchristianmemes:

<3

madfanboyinablueblog:

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

op delete this now

pornhubstepmom-deactivated:

cassie-isms:

this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

tarot15:

headspace-hotel:

sidui:

headspace-hotel:

the-phyrexian-is-a-part-timer:

headspace-hotel:

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

quotemadness:

Without pain, How could we know joy?

John Green

OH GOD I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL.

This is from The Fault in Our Stars, in which Augustus’s family hang Live/Laugh/Love-like calligraphic quotations on their walls. Hazel and Augustus make fun of these quotations because they simplify/essentialize complexities of suffering and injustice. The whole point of this is that these quotes won’t suffice, because Hazel and Gus are looking for the kinds of meaning that can withstand the reality of suffering (and, eventually, the finality of it).

So yeah. Okay. I’ll probably delete this later.

It always drives me crazy when something a character says in a book is quoted as if the author said it.

I mean, they did. Every story is the author saying something through their character.

I can write a story where a guy says “fuck trees I hate them we should cut them all down” does that mean that this represents my opinions? No

Unhinged that you would say this, I’m taken aback tbh

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homunculus-argument:

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like “hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you’ll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together”, and the comments are like

“Um vinegar isn’t dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane.” (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

“OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I’VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE.” (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

“This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying.” (<- does not actually know what “vinegar” is, and is confusing the word for something else)

“Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes.” (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)